Ravings of a Mad Man: vol. 2.41

Ravings of a Mad Man: vol. 2.41

It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid then open it and remove all doubt

-Mark Twain


Hello there, everybody!   How is it going this week in the wonderful world of your lives?  I have recently returned from this years Jones Family reunion.  This year's theme was Pirates.   Thought up by those wonderful people over at Disney.  It was pretty fun there was festivities of running, driving, sleeping and with a little bit of Pirates luck the blue team, my team, won the pride of being the top pirates.   There are rumors that the way our team won was a little suspect.  I simply told them that we didn't cheat but that we used the pirate lifestyle in order to bring home the bacon.   Lets just say that the bacon was brought home eaten, and enjoyed.  Bacon really is pretty good.  I think that Bacon should have its own national day. Does bacon have its own national day?   Here I found this online.  A little bit of the political conversation is worthwhile since we have the big primaries coming up in the near future.   I hope that these words will help you to make the right decisions in the near future.

                                    The Conservative Monitor said this about bacon:

National Clean Your Gun and Eat Greasy Bacon Day
by W. J. Rayment

SEATTLE/ Conservative Monitor -- Every liberal cause has its day, week, month or year, proclaimed by who knows what authority. We now have the Great American Smoke Out, Arbor Day, Coddle an EnviroEcoExtremist day; we even have April 28 declared as Kiss Your Mate Day, a dangerous proposition in Australia. I have decided that it is high time Real Men declared their own national days on the calendar. This is important, because we need recognition and understanding from the rest of society. We need to educate the populace about the plight of the average male.   Thus the Second Tuesday of next week will be declared National Clean Your Gun and Eat Greasy Bacon Day. I want everyone to get out their guns, shotgun, rifle, pistol, 3"/54 dual-mounted - 80 round per minute - fore and aft emplacements, or whatever you have, and work like the dickens to clean these fine mechanical instruments.

            Since this day doesn't really exist I declare yesterday national Bacon day.   Therefore every July 29 we must eat bacon and fill our bellies with Pig's meat.  That is fried in it own grease.  Oh Bacon is so great.   I think that there should be a song about bacon and about how delicious it is.  Go Bacon!  Should be its title or the chorus or the first and last verse.   If somebody has already made up a song about bacon or would like to make up a song about it that would be awesome. 

            Well people I think that you should also eat bacon with wisdom don't over do it or you will never get out of your seat from the breakfast, lunch or dinner table depending on when you eat your national bacon.

Have a good week I know I will.


Eric Jones


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